To Credit Or Not To Credit… The Video City Money-Saving ‘Loyalty System’:

It has come to our attention – after about 35 years – that some of our dearly beloved customers find our ‘credit system’ baffling. When trying to explain, we are often met with a look as though we were trying to explain fractals, nuclear physics or the moral principles behind bankers bonuses:

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Sometimes we are met with a look reminiscent of one given by a person whose brain is about to be sucked out of their nose by a little green man:

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So, let us explain with the help of the following simple diagram:

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This is not to be confused with:

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… although it has been noted that some of the findings are surprisingly similar.

However, for those less academically inclined, here is a more straight forward explanation:

Instead of paying £3 for every DVD as you take them out, if you give us a set amount upfront we give you a bit more in credit that sits on your account and comes off as you rent films.

For instance:

If you give us £10 up front, we’ll put £12 on your account.

£20 gets you £25.

£50 gets you £65 etc…

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THIS BASICALLY GIVES YOU FREE DVDS!!!!!

IT IS NOT A TRICK; IT LASTS FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO USE IT UP AND IT IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

As one of our recent studies show, the benefits of keeping yourself in credit extends further than the mere financial benefits, and is considered to be good for your health:

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Fall-2007-UWM-Visions-pg-4-Gauthier-picCREDIT: AS RECOMMENDED BY NURSE JACKIE

PLEASE NOTE: IT’S NOT AS PAINFUL AS IT LOOKS

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AND DOES NOT LEAD TO:

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IN FACT 9 OUT OF 10 HOUSEWIVES RECOMMEND IT – THINK OF ALL THE EXTRA WASHING-UP LIQUID YOU COULD BUY

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*VIDEO CITY: HERE TO HELP*

by Dixie Turner

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