The Oscars…

Joan: Out of my cold, dead hands...

The 2012 Winners:

Best Picture: THE ARTIST (because no-one loves Hollywood quite like Hollywood)

Recognition at last...


Actor in a Leading Role: JEAN DUJARDIN (for The Artist):

Looking quite a lot like...

... Gene Kelly. Non?

Directing : MICHEL HAZANAVICIUS (for The Artist)

I'd like to thank me...

Actress in a Leading Role: MERYL STREEP (for the Iron Lady)

Only one paid to lie could make her seem human...


Actor in a Supporting Role: CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER (for Beginners – available to rent and buy on DVD now)

As Captain Von Trapp in The Sound of Music (1965)

As Leo Tolstoy in The Last Station (2009)

As Captain Chang in Star Trek VI (1991)

Christopher to Oscar: "You're only 2 years older than me, darling, where have you been all my life?"


Actress in a Supporting Role: OCTAVIA SPENCER (for The Help)

As Minny Jackson


Foreign Language Film: A SEPARATION (Iran – available to rent or buy on DVD now)

A near-perfect film, Directed by Asghar Farhadi


Writing (Adapted Screenplay): ALEXANDER PAYNE, NAT FAXON, JIM RASH (for The Descendants)

Clooney: Upstaged by a lawn.


Writing (Original Screenplay): WOODY ALLEN (for Midnight in Paris – available to rent and buy on DVD now)

Woody was unable to attend the ceremony...


Documentary Feature: UNDEFEATED


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